U.S. Shocked Russia Would Invade Another Country After Seeing How Badly America’s Recent Invasions Went

WASHINGTON—Bewildered at Vladimir Putin’s reckless resolution to launch an assault throughout the Ukrainian border, U.S. President Joe Biden expressed shock Thursday that Russia would select to invade one other nation after seeing how badly America’s current invasions went. “We thought that the final couple a long time or so of the United States fully bungling our approach by means of navy motion in opposition to overseas international locations would have served as a cautionary story, had been you even paying consideration?” stated Biden, including that it was very effectively publicized how the U.S. authorities fully eroded all its belief with Americans in addition to the worldwide group, so it was fairly odd that Russia would select to go for this. “The Russian folks don’t even need struggle, so the truth that you barely have any motive for doing that is already fairly unhealthy—at the least we had been capable of trick Americans into considering that our invasion of Iraq was a good suggestion for somewhat bit. Ever since then it’s simply been boondoggle after boondoggle, quagmire after quagmire, it actually begs the query why you’d need to do that to your self.” At press time, Biden expressed hope that Russia had realized from America’s errors.